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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Every time you go away... you take a piece of meat with you

    Artist: Paul Young
    Real Lyric: Every time you go away... you take a piece of me with you

    The story:

    The moment I was singing my little heart out and my Mom burst out laughing after having visions of someone leaving with a massive rack of lamb over their shoulder.

    She went on to embarrass me further by getting it printed in the 'out the mouths of babes' section of the Daily Mail.

    Tell you what, if its not one thing it's ya mother

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