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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    eat my p***y

    Artist: Carpenters
    Real Lyric: Your love has put me at the top of the world

    The story:

    After singing the wrong lyrics since childhood - I had a thing about cats always so this is my excuse - in a drunken stupor in a smokey bar one night the song was on the juke box. As I happily hummed the tune like a bolt of lightning it hit me after approx 18 years I realised the title! And the rest fell into place! I proceeded to giggle uncontrollably and remembered all my pets cats from the seventies/eighties that I sung the song to! No one else really got it but i enjoyed it!

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