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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Drove a machete into the levy but the levy won't die.

    Artist: Don McLean
    Song: American Pie
    Real Lyric: Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.

    The story:

    My mom was dropping a friend off at the library, and this friend was singing along. I sang that line, and friend said something to the effect of "What? It's supposed to be __________ (correct line here, since I'm too lazy to type it out)."

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    Die, levee, die!! WHY WON'T IT DIE??!! AAAAGH!!!

    Prodigy Jul 25, 2008 12:09 am