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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Down in Oakland
    I want some ice cream
    St Joseph's bullies are all broken
    A good place where good people get fooled
    Cause that fat woman looks like a dude, yeah
    A guy with an M-16 said be afraid of me
    I'll check your drawers better hit

    Artist: Rancid
    Song: Sidekick
    Real Lyric: Down in OaklandOff of West GrantSt. Joseph relief poor programA good place where good people get foodHelp your fellow man a good thing to doGovernment agency said be afraid of meI'll shut your doors down and it won't phase meWolverine came through left the agent for deadPut the doors back up, everyone was fed

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