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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't you come back now
    Don't shoot in your eyes
    And if you dance your look
    I'll be you waiting.

    Artist: Era
    Real Lyric: Don't you come back nowDon't shoot in your eyesAnd if you dance your lookI'll be you waiting



    The story:

    Not one of mine actually, but one of the more amusing versions of the lyrics I found out there on the big wide web.

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