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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Don't give up on your face, love comes to those who believe it, and that's the way it is"

    Artist: Celine Dion
    Real Lyric: Don't give up on your faith Love comes to those who believe it And that's the way it is



    The story:

    Actually it was my close friend who came up with this gem. The song was playing on her car radio and we were both singing at the top of our lungs, as we would for any Celine Dion song. When we came to this part of the chorus I heard something strange. So, when it came around again I purposely stopped singing and listened to my friend. I asked her to repeat what she sang just to be sure I heard her properly and couldn't stop laughing when she confirmed it. I asked her why she thought Celine would sing an inspirational song with lyrics directed at an ugly person who couldn't find love. It made sense to her. Every time I hear the song now I laugh.

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