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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't complain if you eat somebody
    Don't complain if you eat someone
    Everybody needs to eat somebody
    Dodge the bullet, get down!

    Artist: Guns N' Roses
    Real Lyric: Don't ya think that you need somebodyDon't ya think that you need someoneEverybody needs somebodyYou're not the only one

    The story:

    I pretty much knew I was wrong all along, it's
    just what it sounded like to me, I didn't really
    think those were the words... I looked them up
    just now

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