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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don King awaits
    I don't know what.. what to say, I'll say it anyway

    Artist: A-Ha
    Song: Take On Me
    Real Lyric: We're talking awayI don't know what I'm to say, I'll say it anyway

    The story:

    Every time I heard this song, I always wondered what I would say to boxing promoter Don King, if her were sitting in a chair, awaiting conversation from me.. Maybe I would ask him why he cheated so many boxers out of their money.. Or maybe I'd ask him about Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear off, like, "WTF was THAT all about?!?" Either way, it would be an awkward conversation, and I would feel nervous and apprehensive about asking him those things (notice the nervous stutter of the word "what" in my version), but then I would convince myself to just go ahead and "say it anyway," as the lyric suggests.. I always kinda felt it wouldn't make much SENSE for "A-Ha" to be singing about that, but never bothered to look up the REAL lyric, until just now. I always just enjoyed MY version.. I still do.

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