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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Darling, you're so great
    I can't wait for you to ovulate

    Artist: Marvin Gaye
    Real Lyric: Darling, you're so greatI can't wait for you to operate

    The story:

    I decided that kareoke would be a good way to celebrate my birthday. I chose this song, and sang my interpretation to about 250 people. Hilarity ensued.

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    I can't wait til she ovulates, I'm not ready for kids...Marvin knows this

    agentgraham Jun 02, 2012 12:27 pm

    Kinda like your version better, even if it is a little weird for Marvin.

    kjones62 Mar 16, 2012 5:24 pm

    Wow, 250, must have been some sight! Haha, well the song is called "sexual healing" right?

    DXMarx Feb 28, 2011 3:31 am

    Christ that would of been hilarious

    Ninja_Penguin89 Feb 09, 2010 1:30 pm

    LOL, the story is classic, Kudos.

    PantsMan Jul 30, 2009 8:26 am