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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Cry in the night if it helps
    But more than elves I simply love you
    More than I love myself

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: Cry in the night if it helpsBut more than ever I simply love youMore than I love life itself

    The story:

    I was singing this lovingly to a boyfriend in the car when he burst out laughing and continued to laugh for ten minutes while he explained that the song had nothing to do with elves. I had always thought it was a little strange but you know it's Elton.
    What's even more embarrassing is that I realized that I still had the lyrics wrong when I looked the real lyrics up to make sure they were correct for this site. The elf version is funnier though.

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