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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Clowns in my coffee

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: Clouds in my coffee

    The story:

    Ever since I first heard this song, I was always confused about the chorus. The way I misheard it didn't make any sense in the context of the song. One day I was in the car with my mom and I started singing along. The next thing I knew, my mom was laughing so hard that her eyes were watering. When she told me why, I felt incredibly embarrassed, and rightfully so. I still think it sounds like it.

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    haha i misheard it that way too, while we were in the car on our way to a christmas party at my aunt's house. i asked,"did they just say 'clowns in my coffee'?" and my sister said, "it's 'clouds in my coffee'". we all laughed at how it sounded just like clowns in my coffee and how scary it would be to drink your morning cup of coffee and see a whole bunch of clowns coming out XD ! i think "clowns in my coffee" is better! XD

    coffeelunatic Jan 02, 2011 2:08 am