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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Captain Morgan, every morning

    Artist: Sugar Ray
    Real Lyric: Every morningEvery morning

    The story:

    It wasn't really an embarassing moment when I misheard them. I
    was just listening to it one day and I turned to my friend and said,
    "Dude, it is me or does it sound like he is saying "Captain Morgan,
    every morning" After a close listen he smiled, looked me in the eye
    and said "oh my god really does" At that moment we both
    knew exactly what each other was thinking...and since that very day
    we start every morning with a fifth of Morgan's. I've gained weight,
    lost my job, my family and now I'm a full blown alcoholic. All
    because I misheard one stupid little song lyric. Damn subliminal
    messenges. Thanks Sugar Ray.

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