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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Can you throw them over your shoulder
    like a cotton ninja soldier?

    Artist: Traditional
    Song: Do Your Ears Hang Low?
    Real Lyric: Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

    The story:

    I said it the right way, but my friend looked at me like I was crazy and said, "I thought it was cotton ninja soldier."

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/18/2003 10:20 am

    Age it happened

    12

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    The version I know is "like a regimental soldier"

    Malteser Apr 25, 2011 3:39 pm