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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bye, old mechanic man.
    Jews need some lovin' a mustard maniac style of fashion
    And amilie bites a police deer
    You need to believe in a Durden, Davina lacks passion
    You need this spinach to touch a wheel.
    Now I'm a corny be

    Artist: Lordi
    Real Lyric: Biomechanic man!You need some lovin' o' monstermaniacstyle and fashionand I'm a device of horny steelYou need to believe in the dirty lovin'o' lusty passionYou need a spin in the torture wheelI say yeah, now who could put it thereNow who could really careI hear the call yeahI canBiomechanic manYou need to be on a roll and makea show of moneyYou need to get the healer hereYou gotta know when it's badIt's gonna be funnyyou gotta get in the cyber-feelI say yeah, need to know when and wereNow who could make you fearI hear the call yeahI am Biomechanic manI'm all man and all machinea little sicko, little meanI rock your brains outAnd you're sure to be damnedI lick your little fingerthen I chew up your handfor that's who I am:The Biomechanic man

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    This is actually from Harry Partridge's video called 'Lordi- the misheard lyrics'
    If you've ever heard this song, you'll understand. Those lyrics could be anything the way he sings them!

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