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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But if words were so easy

    Artist: Patti LaBelle
    Song: On My Own
    Real Lyric: But it once was so easy



    The story:

    I am a huge Patti LaBelle fan, and have been for years. So, I've been singing this song and listening to this song for at least ten years prior to my Date of Correction. I sang it once around my wife and she fell out on the floor laughing at me. She finally composed herself and corrected me. I haven't lived it down since.

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    You're splitting hairs. Either word is funny, even the wrong one. And it's not funny at all. You're wife must have been drunk if she was laughing his ass off. Not funny dude :) Nice try...

    larryz Jun 17, 2016 6:14 pm