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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    burning out his views of heaven's home

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Rocket Man
    Real Lyric: burning out his fuse up here alone

    The story:

    My brother, who is four years older than me, absolutely worshipped Elton John in the 70's. I was about ten years old when I first heard this song and my lyrics made sense to me. He's a guy who's tired of going into space and he's lost sight of God, faith and heaven. I figured the man was in the midst of a deep existential quandry that had wrecked his spiritual well-being. I realize now that I spent way, way too much time thinking about song lyrics as a ten year old. When I found out the real lyrics I was disappointed because I thought my version was much deeper and meaningful.

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