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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bully for you, chili for me
    Got to get a wedgie from...Shane

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Fame
    Real Lyric: Bully for you, chilly for meGot to take a raincheck on pain (pain)

    The story:

    No thank you

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    Submitted by

    squishy

    Submitted on

    12/20/2008 8:24 pm

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I'm impressed you managed to make ANYTHING halfway intelligible out of that rambling. It's mystified me for years! Kudos!

    flounderman Feb 27, 2009 9:36 pm

    That made me laugh so much!

    violetthebat Jan 30, 2009 12:16 pm