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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Believe we will keep the sperm alive

    Song: Pearl River
    Real Lyric: Believe we will keep this love alive

    The story:

    Oh dear! And, fifteen years later (namely today) I actually find out what the real lyric is...
    I've only just Googled and discovered the true lyric on thinking about songs on the radio that had caused me discomfort. I've been switching this one off, or turning the volume off during this particular lyric, whenever any other person was around me all this time. (I know it's the 'ordinary word' and not the swearword, but it still wasn't comfortable on the radio, when I was in company, with me believing that that was what it was singing.)
    Now that I know the actual lyric, it does now sound like "this love". I wondered why it wasn't censored!

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