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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Because the night belongs lo lawyers,
    because the night belongs to law...

    Artist: 10,000 Maniacs
    Real Lyric: Because the night belongs lovers,because the night belongs to love...

    The story:

    It didn't make much sense to me when I first heard it, but I was twelve and thought the music sounded great, so I didn't really care. I found out my mistake when my mother and I were driving somewhere and the song came on the radio. I loved it, so I started singing along. I belted out my version, and my mother started laughing so hard she had to pull over to the side of the road. She corrected my mistake, but what had really gotten her was the passionate conviction with which I'd sung this ode to the legal profession. She sings 'the lawyer song' as it's become known in our house whenever she cleans the kitchen. I don't know why.

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