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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Be still, I will not accept it, bee!

    Artist: Animotion
    Song: Obsession
    Real Lyric: Be stillI will not accept defeat.

    The story:

    A girl I was dating LOVED that song. She used to play it all the time, and around the 453rd time, I could take no more. "What the hell does a bee have to do with sexual obsession, and why is that damn fool arguing with it???" I should've made the remark sooner: After she stopped ROFLing, she told me I was cool 'cause I always made her laugh. We slept together for the first time later that night.

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    i guess she was your bee

    blunderboy Nov 09, 2009 2:12 am