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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bald headed woman, more than a woman to me.

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me.



    The story:

    I take some comfort in seeing that at least 4 others heard it like me. However, when you now KNOW the words you should HEAR the words - but even when I strain, I still hear "Bald headed woman, more than a woman to me".
    As a tribute to that one Star Trek movie with Voyager and the bald chick, I think my version could rock.

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