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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Baby, my semen's stormin' inside of me.

    Artist: Marvin Gaye
    Real Lyric: Baby, a sea was storming inside of me



    The story:

    The mishear is actually my sisters. My sister had the hots for this guy so she asked me to go with her and CASUALLY meet him for coffee. When there was a lull in the conversation, she blurted out, "I can't believe Marvin Gaye would be so crude as to write those lyrics." When asked what lyrics she was talking about, she made her big mistake by singing them out. We about split our sides laughing. Needless to say, she never made it to first base with that guy. He probably thought that was her version of a come-on. But every time I've heard that song since, I picture little sperm doing all kinds of things out there in the rain!!!

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