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    And we'll drink a toast
    To the blood red roast

    Artist: Rod Stewart
    Real Lyric: And we'll drink a toastTo the blood red rose

    The story:

    Not until I questioned just why Rod would be toasting a joint of very bloody beef did I finally realise I'd heard it wrong!

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    My mum also thought that it was 'blood red roast' as opposed to blood red rose' Lol

    KrazyKat May 19, 2014 4:23 pm