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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And the sand-castles for Jews are all swept away in
    the tidal destruction
    the moral melee.

    Artist: Jethro Tull
    Real Lyric: And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away in the tidal destruction the moral melee.

    The story:

    After seeing other misheard Jethro Tull lyrics on
    here, decided to look up this song and see if he
    really did sing "sand-castles for Jews" as that
    could seem offensive to Jews somehow, although I
    don't know what Jewish sand castles are supposed to

    Either way, I was wrong.

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