Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 120,294 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    and little early pearly gave my anus curly wurly

    Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in her curly-wurly



    The story:

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Comments

    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!

    I knew that wasn't the lyric, but I used to sing it in my head that way anyway!

    kittoog Jan 28, 2011 11:34 am


    I didn't hear it that way, it was my friend. I swear.

    toddsschneider Oct 31, 2009 9:02 pm