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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And if you won't undress to mate me,
    I won't undress to mate you.

    Artist: Bob Dylan
    Real Lyric: And if you won't underestimate me,I won't underestimate you.

    The story:

    I had quoted the real lyrics to a friend when we were discussing how people don't give each other a break. He looked at me, asking what the heck this song had to do with it. I explained, and he said, "Oh! I thought you said, "If you won't undress to mate me, I won't undress to mate you."

    "Paul," I said, "Is there something you want to tell me?"

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