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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And I know all the words to every Opal Thephus song.
    So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country.

    Artist: Gretchen Wilson
    Real Lyric: And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song.So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country.

    The story:

    Listening to the radio with my friend when this song came on. At the end of the above mentioned lyrics, she asked me who Opal Cephus was. I was like, 'huh'? So she said Opal Cephus, who Gretchen just talked about. I almost couldn't stop laughing hard enough to tell her it was ol' Bocephus. Btw, she's listened to country music forever...

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