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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And I guess that's why they call it a loo.

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: And I guess that's why they call it the blues.

    The story:

    In England .. a loo is slang for a toilet or a restroom.
    Being English myself, and knowing Elton John was English .. I
    just figured he was singing about a loo. I was singing an array
    of oldies one day and started singing that one while my mum
    listened. She started laughing and told me those lyrics actually
    suited better than the REAL ones.

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