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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All the folks in the hookah bar say
    Whey oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh

    Artist: Bangles
    Real Lyric: Foreign types with the hookah pipes say Whey oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh



    The story:

    I had to dance to this song in the second grade.. It was for an after-
    school dance program. So when I heard it again, I was thinking,
    "Damn, I wonder if they cut out the hookah bit!"
    Also, as a second grader in that dance class, we all had to kick up
    our sparkletastic skirts for what measures up to a be panty shot.
    Very interesting.

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