The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics
by Procol Harum
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Misheard "A Whiter Shade of Pale" LyricsAnd the face of Burgess Goldstein
And so he was a ladel, and the melon che
Skip-a-Lang Fandango, Sliding concrete o
...Turned to Wyatt Earp, ashamed and pal
skip a life and then go
We skipped a life, and dangled.
But I wandered through my playing cards
and so he was a ladel, and the melon che
The Minotaur his tail.
We skip a life and dangle
Skipper likes fandango
When they're sixteen, they're still virg
We skipped alive and dangled
Turn and wipe them, shake a plate.
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