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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A muscle man let me die in my home.

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Rocket Man
    Real Lyric: I'm not the man they think I am at home

    The story:

    I love to sing along to songs. Back in the olden
    days you couldnt look up lyrics online so you just
    sang what they sounded like. Of course "a muscle man
    let me die in my home" can't be right, but if you
    sang that part sotto voce, nobody thought that you
    were a fool.

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