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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "I'm A Believer" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Monkees

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "I'm A Believer" by Monkees? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "I'm A Believer" Lyrics

    I thought of my ugly shoes as hairy snai
    Then I saw her mace Knew she was a man
    Love was out to get me That's the way it
    When I wanted sunshine on my brain
    And then I saw her face, now I'm gonna l
    when i needed sunshine on my brain.
    When I needed sunshine on my brain.
    Teh I saw her face. Now I'm a retriever.
    I thought love was moreless a kitchen si
    When I needed sunshine on my brain
    Women needed sunshine on my brain
    And I saw my face, now im an old geser.
    Disappoint me, Holly Of My Dreams
    then I saw her face (like, with a saw---
    I thought love was more or less a kick i
    I'm a believer, I could leave her, If I
    I ain`t got no face but I`m a believer
    It's a poor man's holly on my dreams
    Disappointed hardened all my dreams
    Then I saw her face. Now I'm gonna leave
    Not a trace, hooked out of my mind
    Then I saw her face, now I'm gonna leave

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