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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Song: Jeremy

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    "One" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Metallica

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    Misheard "One" Lyrics

    Tied to machines that make me pee
    Landline has taken a bite Out of a beach
    All my friends are at discotheque
    Digging my speech Digging my hear Diggin
    Oh, my breath is clear, wish for death.
    For my breakfast I wish for eggs
    I like the sheets that make me pee. Cut
    Oh, my breakfast eyes
    Crappin' myself Body, my holding shelf
    And I am Diggin' my sight Diggin' my spe
    landmines have taken my sight taken my s
    Tied to the sheets that made me pee
    Oh my breakfast I wish for death.
    Oh, my breakfast eyes - wish for death
    Tied to machines that make me beer
    Hold my breakfast I wish for tea.
    "Lights out, gorilla radio! Turn that s*
    Tied to machines that make me pee
    landmine has taken my sight, taken my sp
    Headlice have taken my eyes, taken my lu
    Kinds Of Machienes that make me pee.
    Land mine has taken my sight taken my sp
    Land mine has taken my sight taken my sp
    I got my head thrown in a bin, it wrecke
    Oh, my breath is bad, wish for death
    Oh, my breath is bad, wish for death. O
    tied to machines that make me pee
    "Tied to the sheets that make me pee"
    Landmine Has Taken My Sight Taken My Sp
    Oh my breath is sideways for days
    How can I live? How can I die?
    Tied to machines that make me pee
    tied to machines that make me pee
    they're putting their tube steaks in me.
    Hold my bread as I with for ded
    grandma has taken my soul
    Doctors are visiting me....
    Darkness is visiting me

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