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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Headlice have taken my eyes,
    taken my lunch,
    taken my hair away

    Artist: Metallica
    Song: One
    Real Lyric: Landmines have taken my arms,taken my legs,taken my hearing



    The story:

    A friend told me that he had a friend who used to sing it
    this way. The guy was really stupid so we just
    assumed that's what he thought the real lyrics were.

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