THE MISHEARD:
He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet
She Would Travel In A Dayboat
Lickin' Sushi Off Her Navel
| Real Lyric | He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet She Ran Underneath The Table He Could See She Was Unable |
| Artist | Michael Jackson (Click for more) |
| Song | Smooth Criminal (Click for more) |
The story:
Well, as usual, I was up on the karaoke stage, trying to impress a cute guy... when I botched the lyrics.
I think pop came out of his nose, he was laughing so hard. Well, at least mine's interesting!
| Submitted by | Anonymous |
| Submitted on | 12/11/2007 02:45 PM |
| Age it happened | 18 |
| Age you realized | --- |
| Better than original? | Yes |
| Convinced others you were right? | No |
| Was partying involved? | No |
