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20%-Off the Panama by Van Halen Guitar Tab

THE MISHEARD:

Reached down between my legs and squeezed my seed bag.

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20%-Off the Panama by Van Halen Guitar Tab
Real Lyric Reached down between my legs and eased the seat back.
 
Artist Van Halen (Click for more)
Song Panama (Click for more)
The story:

Summer vacation 1984, while in the car with my parents and sister on our way to Yosemite National Park, my mother slapped me silly for saying such a thing around my sister. I didn't even realize I was singing out loud.

20%-Off the Panama by Van Halen Guitar Tab

Submitted by Anonymous
Submitted on 09/24/2003 11:35 AM
Age it happened 14
Age you realized ---
Better than original? Yes
Convinced others you were right? No
Was partying involved? No

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My eyes are watering cause I find this so funny.
DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:56 pm
I always thought that this was, "Reach down between my legs and eased the skin back". I only found out a few years ago what the lyrics really were.
NZLatic Jul 22, 2011 12:18 am
gawd I just died lol
Dionysius Dec 19, 2010 1:20 am
I liked the story just as much as the lyric flub, LOL.
PantsMan Oct 24, 2010 4:05 am

angrybassist Jul 19, 2010 4:09 pm
"squeezed my seed bag?" This is Van Halen, not Led Zepplin
Paxregis Oct 07, 2009 8:06 pm
Oh, Now I Get It! He Put His Hands Between his Legs TO Ease the Seat Back, I THought He Was Doing Something else.
MAXX242 May 11, 2009 5:54 pm
Oh, Now I Get It! He Put His Hands Between his Legs TO Ease the Seat Back, I THought He Was Doing Something else.
MAXX242 May 11, 2009 5:53 pm
Oh, Now I Get It! He Put His Hands Between his Legs TO Ease the Seat Back, I THought He Was Doing Something else.
MAXX242 May 11, 2009 5:53 pm
Grab that seed bag. Besides you never can tell with Van Halen.
JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:45 am
I laughed so hard over this one - I think I broke a rib!
MetalElf May 27, 2008 2:13 pm
We thought it was that, too!
themare Apr 26, 2008 5:54 am
We thought it was that, too!
themare Apr 26, 2008 5:53 am
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