20%-Off the Panama by Van Halen Guitar Tab
THE MISHEARD:
Reached down between my legs and squeezed my seed bag.
| Real Lyric | Reached down between my legs and eased the seat back. |
| Artist | Van Halen (Click for more) |
| Song | Panama (Click for more) |
The story:
Summer vacation 1984, while in the car with my parents and sister on our way to Yosemite National Park, my mother slapped me silly for saying such a thing around my sister. I didn't even realize I was singing out loud.
20%-Off the Panama by Van Halen Guitar Tab
| Submitted by | Anonymous |
| Submitted on | 09/24/2003 11:35 AM |
| Age it happened | 14 |
| Age you realized | --- |
| Better than original? | Yes |
| Convinced others you were right? | No |
| Was partying involved? | No |
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My eyes are watering cause I find this so funny.
DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:56 pm
I always thought that this was, "Reach down between my legs and eased the skin back". I only found out a few years ago what the lyrics really were.
NZLatic Jul 22, 2011 12:18 am
gawd I just died lol
Dionysius Dec 19, 2010 1:20 am
I liked the story just as much as the lyric flub, LOL.
PantsMan Oct 24, 2010 4:05 am
angrybassist Jul 19, 2010 4:09 pm
"squeezed my seed bag?" This is Van Halen, not Led Zepplin
Paxregis Oct 07, 2009 8:06 pm
Oh, Now I Get It! He Put His Hands Between his Legs TO Ease the Seat Back, I THought He Was Doing Something else.
MAXX242 May 11, 2009 5:54 pm
Oh, Now I Get It! He Put His Hands Between his Legs TO Ease the Seat Back, I THought He Was Doing Something else.
MAXX242 May 11, 2009 5:53 pm
Oh, Now I Get It! He Put His Hands Between his Legs TO Ease the Seat Back, I THought He Was Doing Something else.
MAXX242 May 11, 2009 5:53 pm
Grab that seed bag. Besides you never can tell with Van Halen.
JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:45 am
I laughed so hard over this one - I think I broke a rib!
MetalElf May 27, 2008 2:13 pm
We thought it was that, too!
themare Apr 26, 2008 5:54 am
We thought it was that, too!
themare Apr 26, 2008 5:53 am
