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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    & if you look into my eye
    & the toad just sucked the juice
    You can make a bunny hop
    If you don't like the blues
    I need your file! File! File!
    To keep me warned, I've got to fear the file!

    Artist: Gackt
    Real Lyric: & if you looked into my eye& if you told yourself the truthYou can't make a body hotIf you don't light the fuseI need your fire, Fire! Fire!To keep me warm I got to feel the fire!

    The story:

    When Gackt speaks english, his strong Japanese
    accent makes his words utterly incoherent.

    When this song came out, his english speaking fans
    came down with a huge case of the giggles & made
    fun of the song for months, trying to guess what
    the living hell he was saying until someone
    finally uploaded the actual lyrics.

    Truth be told, I misheard the entire song. This is
    just a part of it.

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