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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Zoot suit, white jacket with sideburns
    Five inches long

    Artist: The Who
    Song: Cut My Hair
    Real Lyric: Zoot suit, white jacket with side ventsFive inches long

    The story:

    I don't even know how many years I thought it was
    "sideburns" five inches long! I sort of pictured
    him looking like Quentin on Dark Shadows.

    My daughter's boyfriend wore a zoot suit to the
    prom, and I looked up the lyrics to sing it to
    them. And no, he didn't have sideburns!

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