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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You've got to show them that you've really great hair
    You're playing with your life this ain't no tube of gas

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Beat It
    Real Lyric: You have to show them that you're really not scaredYou're playing with your life this ain't no truth or dare

    The story:

    I am the biggest MJ fan in my family, but even I didn't understand why the amazing Mr. Jackson was comparing his life to a tube of gas, or what really great hair has to do with the song, until my mommy caught me singing along loudly when I was little and corrected me o.O

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