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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You've got this new hair filled up with smoke
    I've got my bangs all tangled close
    My new jukebox plays frequently
    'the safest place to hide'

    Song: MakeDamnSure
    Real Lyric: You've got this new head filled up with smokeI've got my veins all tangled closeTo the jukebox bars you frequentThe safest place to hide

    The story:

    Yeah, when I sang this verse out loud my sister just turned to look at me, and was like, 'wtf did you just sang?"

    I was totally confused, I literally thought this was what he said, and I explained to her that for months I thought he was using a metaphor to describe the passionate lovemaking him and his girlfriend just had...I mean come on, think about it; he's describing that her new hairstyle was filled up with smoke, meaning like fire! cause she was still feeling hot, and his bangs (which he does have bangs btw) was wet from his sweat. And he was mentioning that the song that was playing in the jukebox was 'safest place to hide' which was reference to that backstreet boys song.

    But clearly I was mistaken when she showed me the lyrics online to convince me. *sigh* Whatever, I still think my version is goes with the general meaning of the song anyway,

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