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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You've got nose-hairs to pay for

    Artist: Shiny Toy Guns
    Real Lyric: Your God knows he's faithful

    The story:

    My boyfriend had a video to this song on his MySpace and I had heard it once before I saw the video. I soon fell in love with the song so I started listening to it every day. My mom and I were listening to it in the car and I sang it like that and she started singing with me. I went to look up the lyrics to another part of the song and realized that it did not say anything about nose-hair whatsoever.

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    Never mind...I'm retarded...I was the one that posted that...heh.

    hottiechika5 Jun 09, 2008 10:23 pm

    Aw man :( I was TOTALLY going to submit this lyric 2 seconds ago, I'm also 15 haha! My best friend and my mom and I have been convinced for ages that we were right too!

    hottiechika5 Jun 09, 2008 8:39 pm