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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "You're so lame, you probably think this song is about you."

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you."

    The story:

    My step brothers and I were belting it out in harmony in the back of the family Ford Grand Torino station wagon and my stepdad told us the real lyrics. We argued with him because the person in the song seemed lame since they walked into a party just like they were walking on a yacht. No sea legs . . . weaving . . . get it?
    Finally asked around and found out my stupid stepdad was right. Humiliating!
    Interesting meds: ritalin for ADD

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