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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You're one of those guys who like to shine my shoes
    Then make me take off my shoes before you let me get in

    Artist: Shania Twain
    Real Lyric: You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machineYou make me take off my shoes before you let me get in

    The story:

    I was singing it with all my heart, although now I realize now what I was singing made no sense. At the time I did not, so I was belting it out in the car with my boyfriend. He quickly turned the volume down and said, what did you say?? I was embarrased but repeated it and he laughed for the longest time. I took the opportunity to make fun of him for knowing Shania Twain lyrics so well!

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