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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You're a real tough cookie with a long-eared siree

    Artist: Pat Benatar
    Real Lyric: You're a real tough cookie with a long history



    The story:

    At that tender age when my friends and I first
    started to get interested in popular music, this song
    was on the charts. We used to listen to songs and
    write out the lyrics as we heard them. One friend
    wrote out the lyrics on the school bus one morning,
    and was convinced the person in the song had a
    siree with long ears. I have no idea what a siree is. I
    was too shy to correct her at the time. Maybe she'll
    read this and cringe (in a good way).

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