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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You're a cornflake, big mistake
    You gotta hang about the limo for as long as I take

    Artist: Girls Aloud
    Song: Love Machine
    Real Lyric: Your call's late, big mistake You've gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take

    The story:

    I thought the song was referncing Tori Amos' Cornflake girl. I was sat in the pub with my mates when the song came on the duke box and started singing along. It was only when I got to that line and my mates fell about laughing that I was informed of my mistake.

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    I don't blame you, the next lines to this song say "let's go eskimo".

    marinac Feb 09, 2013 10:53 pm