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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Your thighs, your knees
    It's bringin' me to my knees
    Your knees, your thighs
    It's no surprise
    Your thighs, your knees
    Is what I need

    Artist: Def Leppard
    Song: Love Bites
    Real Lyric: Love bites, love bleeds It's bringin' me to my knees Love lives, love dies It's no surprise Love begs, love pleads It's what I need

    The story:

    My friend Robin had just started dating this guy, and we had heard the song on the radio on our way to meet up with him. We both thought that's what the song said, so we started asking him the name of "that Def Leppard song about thighs." He looked very confused, and then we sang it for him. He paused, trying not to laugh, and then calmly said, "the song is called Love Bites." That still didn't register. He looked up the lyrics online and read them to us. We were both pretty embarrassed, especially since we had asked other people about the "thigh song" before.

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