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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Your scarf it was halfway c**ked
    You had one eye in the mirror
    As you watched yourselfgo by

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: Your scarf it was apricotYou had one eye in the mirrorAs you watched yourself gavotte

    The story:

    When I was younger I used to sing it saying gavote. After a while I thought it was stupid and that must not be what they are saying because gavote was not a word. I decided that they were saying go by. For years now that is what I have singing until my daughters told me that it was gavote. When I found out then I felt emabarrassed for all the times I had been singing go by. I was right all along and just didn't know it.

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