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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Your padded bras just give you away

    Artist: EMF
    Song: Unbelievable
    Real Lyric: Your purple pros just give you away

    The story:

    I actually figured this one out on my own... But not until my parents had heard me singing it wrong for forever. I even had the CD, but never bothered to look. I didn't figure it out until like, two years too late! I feel so stupid... Of course, my version's much funnier, and padded bras actually CAN give you away. What the hell are purple pros anyway?

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