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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Your lemonade stand is hard to keep clean

    Artist: Marilyn Manson
    Real Lyric: You live with apes man, it's hard to be clean

    The story:

    Was listening to this gem on the radio with my boyfriend at the time. Of course we start singing along and when we got to that dreadful part, he turned to me and said "What the hell did you just say?" out of pure concentrated shock and confusion. He went onto reeducate me and to this day, I still sing the same damn lyric I thought it was.

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