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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Your head strategically placed below one eye,
    Your tropic was Africa.
    You had one eye in the middle as you watched yourself go by.

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Song: You're So Vain
    Real Lyric: Your hat strategically dipped below one eye,Your scarf, it was apricot.You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte

    The story:

    I actually didn't know what the REAL lyrics were until I just looked them up to put on this site. I'm almost thirty-four. That, in itself, is embarrassing.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/6/2001 11:32 am

    Age it happened

    34

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    After watching a special about Carly Simon, I realized I had been wrong for 2 decades. Then My Boyfriend & his Friend said "NO WAY, that word dosent exist."(gavette) For about 2 hrs. Finally looked it up on pc. YES!!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!!

    CeeeeeeCee Jan 17, 2009 4:15 pm